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I casually mentioned…

Thursday, July 12th, 2007

… to Alexis that I intended to make another voyage in the boat. He volunteered to come before he heard my plan, which is reasonably ambitious. Crete.

Crete is an island made special to me by a visit years ago and by Kazantzakis’ Zorba the Greek, and by various books I have since read about the German invasion of Crete (the one using parachutes, not the more recent tourist onslaught), and, indeed, by the creative visions of Minoan civilisations in Leonard Cottrell’s Bull of Minos, and Mary Renault’s The King Must Die, both of which seek to put archaeological flesh on mythical bones.

Again, though Lionel and I never reached Crete together, we formed an early rosy view of it, and my one-week package trip in the late eighties hardly slaked my thirst.

So, off we will sail together, Alexis and I, to meet adventure and so on. Eat your hearts out.

Sonic Cave

This is a local cave which emits strange squeaks, whistles, booms and whines due to air being forced through holes in the rocks by wave action. It is probably the origin of many a myth.

Visited a customer…

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

… near this view today. A view I just had to share with you.

Cypresses

I’m getting ready for another sea voyage, so I’m trying to mop up a few outstanding problems. This poor devil bought a PC with Vista on it, and, frankly, he knows as much about it as I do, which is nothing. It’s very slick and all that but it’s so hard to find out what’s going wrong in, for example, the network department. His PC was quite happy talking to the Internet, but wouldn’t talk to the laptop that was on the same router!

Not yet sorted out…

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

… that RSS thing. I hope I don’t have to transplant the whole blog to get it working right.

[EDIT] Since moving the blog to WordPress, of course, all the RSS stuff starts to work. Carfilhiot.

I never get over…

Monday, June 4th, 2007

… the joy of seeing fireflies. Even on the bike, I occasionally see them, but walking in the late evening is the time. Of course, they are hard to photograph. Without going into too much detail, the modern automatic camera is always straining to to get as much light through the shutter as possible, so, in the gloaming, it makes an impossibly long exposure. There are a few photos on Flickr, but nothing compares with the real thing dancing in the air around you. I was walking home yesterday evening, the bike having failed to start again, and I was surrounded by these fairy lights most of the way. There’s probably something seasonal and habitat-specific, but, hey, I don’t think I want to know the details. They are just a charming addition to life in a warmish climate, and until you’ve seen them, you can’t really appreciate them. It’s like the aurora borealis, which doesn’t photograph or film well, but is staggeringly beautiful to experience. At this rate, I’ll be on to UFOs next.

On a more mundane note, I’ve discovered that the RSS feed isn’t working for this blog. I’ll be sorting that out Real Soon Now.

Do not be fooled…

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

… by the apparent contiguous date of this entry. It is a full year since I last blogged. A full year. Again this year, Gil and Beryl did the golf in Corfu, and we spent some time together. Gil was keen that I start blogging again, so here goes.

Sophia
Sophia isn’t with me any more. The split wasn’t particularly traumatic. Until about October last year, she was content with my lotus-eating lifestyle, we lived through my house improvement, she learned to sail, everything was warm and cosy. Then she started making trips to the UK. I hadn’t realised just how much money she had left from her Amazon Harlequin episode. She always spoke as if she was broke and comparatively she was, compared with some of the other band members. However, she could afford to pay scheduled airfares. I didn’t go with her, though she offered. Maybe that was a mistake.

Anyway, she eventually confessed that she was bored and needed the big city and the buzz of the music again. I didn’t want to hold her back, and I wasn’t about to propose marriage – another mistake? She said she would just give it a try, so I let her go without a fuss and she accepted an offer with a band called Athletic Support. She has since moved on. We still e-mail and I still hope she comes back, but realistically, if she does, it’ll mean she’s in a mess again.

Fauxhunter
Fauxhunter goes from strength to strength. He gave up his web site and took a job with one of the big IT security firms. He’s probably tunnelling his way through corporate firewalls and defence systems as I write, on behalf of the Forces of Good. The last time he e-mailed, he was working on some sort of e-mail filtering system, so The Powers That Be can find out when we last changed our shorts.

Ginger
Ginger re-appeared for a day last autumn, I’m told by someone who saw him. He didn’t contact me, but he is rumoured to have broken into his own house (sealed by the police) before disappearing again. One must guess he had something important hidden there. Shortly after the incident, I had another guy round, English, I think. He asked me about Ginger and went away apparently satisfied.

Me
Me, I’m just keeping my head down, doing a bit of tinkering with people’s PCs for pay. I had a rough few years. I don’t imagine I’ll want to do anything dramatic any time soon. And I’m pretty sure I’m being watched.

I keep forgetting…

Monday, May 29th, 2006

… to let you see a photo of the boat with her identifying name and number mosaicked out. (Why am I so secretive? You have to ask?) Here she is. The boat that caused all the trouble. No more single-handed night sailing for me. Oh no.

The Boat

We’re sailing back to Corfu in a few days to see Gil and Beryl from Palimpsest. They’re at Ermones playing golf (I ask you) for a fortnight. Still, it should be fun.

Fauxhunter is back on line…

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

… courtesy of a kind friend who is hosting his site.

Baseball…

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

… is a game to which I shall probably always be a stranger. However, since it’s a slack week for news, I am showing you another of the “Cornell Boxes” from the taverna in the next village.

baseball

It is entitled “The Days of Baseball”, as though those days had passed. Perhaps they have, I’d be unlikely to notice. This box, which measures perhaps 30cm by 20cm (12 * 8 inches) refers only to Babe Ruth and contains his tiny jacket, shoes, bat, glove and ball, together with illegible yellowing scraps of paper.

Sophia was enchanted by the displays. I photographed them all, but most of them didn’t work at all. The combination of reflections from the glass, dim light and shaky hands probably accounts for that. I must go back and try again.

I have to say that I was much affected by my recent incarceration, more than I am prepared to admit. But the good side is that I lost 5 (count ‘em!) FIVE kilos. I wonder whether I could market thin stew as a slimming aid. But it would probably have to be accompanied by a CD of agonised screaming.

A short account…

Monday, May 8th, 2006

… of my not uneventful trip home on the boat follows:

I motored out of the harbour at Saranda, intending to use the engine all of the way to Corfu. It’s only about six miles from Saranda to the nearest point of the island. About two miles out, butting into a stiff breeze, the motor stopped. I inspected the tank. It was empty. If I hadn’t been in such a panic to get away, I would have checked. And as soon as I looked at the sail, I knew I should have checked that too. Most of the longer ropes had been cut off, presumably to use as ropes, since the pirates obviously weren’t keen on sail power. Did I mention that my phone battery had petered out on that call to Sophia? Was I about to ask the Albanian Authorities to top it up for me? I don’t think so. The radio? Missing. I hadn’t noticed all this. The boat was such a mess and I was in a hurry. There was a fishing net on the bow that was new.

It took me about half an hour to deploy quite a lot of canvas attached to the mast and the boom with the bits of rope I had left and pieces hacked from the net, but the wind was trying to push me south east, which would have wrecked me on the Albanian shore. It was an exhausting effort, single-handed, to adjust everything until I would be wrecked on the shore of Corfu, a much more appealing prospect. Meanwhile I spent a lot of time beam on to a choppy sea, which made matters a lot more difficult, as the boat whipped from side to side. It was a close-run thing, but I made a landfall off a sandy beach near Kalami, noticing in time that the anchor was not attached to anything. As I drifted downwind, I managed to tie together enough bits of rope and net to allow the anchor to reach bottom and we drifted further until it jammed securely in some rocks that I could plainly see in the crystal clear water. I swam ashore holding my wallet above water. Two hours later, I returned with two cans of fuel. I will spare you the excruciating details of penetrating a thorn forest to reach a road, walking and hitch-hiking to a garage, negotiating for two plastic cans, hitch-hiking back. Struggle Struggle. Struggle. The boat was not where I’d left it. But, happily, it wasn’t far away. Of course, it was now SO securely anchored that, after half an hour of diving, I couldn’t free it. So I cut it loose and limped down the coast on the engine, reaching a proper marina and boatyard near Ipsos as it got dark. I tethered the boat to a yacht that was legitimately moored but untenanted, and slumped into a deep sleep.

The following morning, at the expense of a credit card bill that’s going to make me gasp at the end of the month, I got myself re-supplied, re-rigged and refuelled at the boat yard. The rest was plain sailing – a couple of island hops and I was home.

Restored from durance vile…

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

… no thanks to my chequered history whose details, if you are not already familiar with them, are documented elsewhere in this blog, as I suppose we must call it.

A Visit to Albania

The short journey to Albania was uneventful. except that my companions turned out to have a command of English that they had not previously revealed. Conversation, however, was very limited. I am not going to identify or characterise these chaps, whom I came to know quite well. When we got to the other side, there was a car waiting – a fairly new Mercedes – and we all got in. We drove to a large old building, not particularly close to the sea, and I asked where the boat was. Apparently, there were some formalities to deal with first. These formalities have only just been concluded – what is it? three weeks? four? – so it is probably fortunate that matters weren’t excessively complex. We hung around in the hallway for a while. It didn’t look much like a government office – no uniforms. Then I was led, all unsuspecting, down two flights of stairs, therefore underground, ushered into an empty room, whereupon the suspiciously heavy door was slammed and locked behind me.

Bench with blanket, malodorous galvanised pail, metal sink with single tap, bare light bulb protected by a perforated guard, barred grille in the door and no door handle on my side … The room had “prison cell” written all over it. I called out “Hey!”. No reponse. I had just pulled out my mobile phone to let Sophia know what was going on, and the door re-opened, admitting a couple of strong chaps, who divested me of my outer clothing, wallet, iPAQ and phone, replacing them with a light blue nylon overall, whilst ignoring my protests and struggles as if they didn’t exist. No actual violence was offered, but I was given no alternative. I must have been in there for a day and a night, initially. I was fed and watered regularly, and the bucket was replaced, all these services being supplied by the same, or functionally identical, two thickset, unspeaking, unhearing guards. I could hear movement in the corridor outside, doors opening and closing, occasional shouted orders. But it was the screams that weakened my backbone. Perhaps once every couple of hours, day and night, there was this terrible scream, cut off by the slamming of a door, as though someone had opened the torture chamber at the wrong moment. It got so I spent all my time waiting for the next one.

By the time I was fetched up for questioning, I had figured out what was going on. If the pirates had been found in possession of my logbook and GPS, even my passport, then they effectively incriminated me. The boat had, after being hi-jacked from me, been used for smuggling, gun-running, drug-running, more piracy, whatever. The boat had been apprehended, and now they were looking for the owner, because he was likely to be involved. And I had no idea how I was going to convince them otherwise. All my interviews took place in the same room on the level above the cells, with no windows, but a sort of skylight along the ceiling adjacent to one wall, which obviously consisted of glass bricks laid in the pavement above, so that people’s feet could be seen walking back and forth.

I was right about the suspicions. It was clear they thought I was criminally involved, and that the capture of my boat, if it ever occurred, had been a ruse. The two escorts who had collected me from Corfu were always present. Both asked questions. A silent guard ensured my good behaviour. Questioning took place in English, although they occasionally rapped out something in Albanian (?) as if to catch me out. They repeated their accusations that I was a criminal involved in the drug trade. I repeatedly denied it and insisted on being freed, making a telephone call, speaking to the British Consul, given a book, at least. Application denied, except for the book – a dog-eared Gideon Bible. It was monotonous and tiring for all of us.

I still spent at least 22 hours out of 24 in the cell. Every couple of days, I was allowed to wash in a tin basin of luke-warm water using insoluble soap and a tiny damp towel, under supervision. I lost track of time, but sometimes I wasn’t called at all. The only company I had was the heavy mob who brought the food, and the screaming from the poor sod down the corridor. All of which weakened my resolve, but I had nothing to confess, so there it stayed.

I guess it was about half way through the second week when they hit me with a transcript of the Carfilhiot blog. I suppose they got the URL from the iPAQ. My confessed crimes and misdemeanours were laid before me. I countered by pointing them at the section where I reported the piracy. They replied that my account of geography was so vague that they could not check my story, and that even my real identity was in question. I referred them to the harbour master who had helped me out, to my lawyer in Athens. They took notes, but returned to the subject next day, and so on. They asked for descriptions of the pirates. I made it clear I wouldn’t even recognise them. They never offered threats of violence. I thought they were probably reliant upon the effects of prolonged incarceration and occasional screams from next door to soften my will. The food never varied – a tasty stew, bread, a bottle of water.

Then they confronted me with three men they had captured with the boat. All were in the same blue overalls as me. All had prominent injuries to the face. I have no idea whether they were the ones who’d thrown me overboard. All I’d seen of them that night were sillhouettes and guns. I could have identified the guns. I didn’t want to fall into the trap of identifying some police officer they had mixed with the crooks. The captives had no such inhibitions, and, though I understood nothing of what they said, they clearly accused me of being the master criminal they were working for. Their accusations were translated for me. They didn’t make sense. They mentioned times and places that were impossible for me to have been present at, and I said so. I gathered that all three had already been charged, tried and found guilty, so I don’t know what they hoped to gain by involving me, unless they were actually innocent. Who knows? A fourth was already dead.

The almost-daily questioning seemed to go on for months. Their questions became formulaic; my replies equally by rote. I began to wonder whether it would be easier to confess to something, and I think that if I could have made it convincing enough, I’d have done so. Until the day when there was a stranger in the room, who identified himself as being from the British Consul, though he was clearly not British himself. He asked me how I’d been treated, I had to say not badly other than the imprisonment without charge. I protested my innocence. He was clearly out of his depth. This wasn’t the usual run of distressed or drunk tourist he was probably accustomed to handling. He said he’d get me a lawyer. When he left, I was deeply dispirited, more than before, but that was when the questions stopped. The promised lawyer never appeared, but about two days, or maybe three, later, I was invited, still in the blue overalls, to take a car journey. I was sure they were moving me so that the consul couldn’t find me.

But nothing of the sort happened. The trip took us to a corner of the port area, where my boat was tethered. It was filthy, and there was a lot of stuff on board that wasn’t mine, and nothing of my own other than some clothes. My interrogators watched me with the air of “Perhaps THIS will refresh your memory” as I walked around the boat. I could not conceal my pleasure at seeing it again, and that may have turned the tide for my case. I don’t know. But it was back to jail.

This time, when I got to my corridor, there was another metal door open, which was unusual. It was a deep shelved cupboard, full of plastic bags. From it, one of the guards handed me my clothes and other possessions, including my old passport AND the GPS – wow! in a black dustbin liner, and he motioned me to change. As he closed the property cupboard door, before it slammed shut, it gave that agonised boodcurdling scream that had filled my nightmares. I think I nearly fell over with relief. It took another hour or so of signing this and that. They agreed to let me take the boat, provided I did so immediately. No problem! I was driven back to the port, where the cheeky devils stamped my passport. I called Sophia from the quay.

The journey back was not uneventful, and in less exciting times I might have been inclined to chronicle it in detail. And maybe I will. When I’ve got a minute. I’ve been here a week or so and only just got round to this entry.